Afghanistan – Notorious world terrorist Osama bin Laden this week released a video to Al Jazeera claiming to bring ‘endless violence against the infidels of CBS’. In the video bin Laden points out that he felt slighted when CBS did not select him and his right-hand man, Ayman al-Zawahiri, as contestants on the next season of The Amazing Race.
“We do this all the time,” bin Laden said. “Buying tickets with foreign currencies, sneaking out from one country to the next, always on the go. It would have been perfect.”
Bin Laden went on to say that he has been quite bored living in the mountains these past few years and was looking at The Amazing Race as a way to bring some newfound excitement into his life. “You know, in the end it’s not about the money. It’s about making the most of your time here on earth before you rise to Allah and claim your 42 virgins.”
He ended the video on a more subdued note, adding that he would be open to other U.S. game shows “as long as they don’t require knowledge of U.S. trivia like Jeopardy.” The producers of Hollywood Squares are rumored to be interested in having bin Laden appear as a regular celebrity guest.
