Los Angeles, CA – In a guided move to improve her dwindling PR, Lindsay Lohan today announced plans to write a self-help book to help others in similar situations like hers. Following in the footsteps of accomplished self-help writer Stephen Covey, Lohan revealed the title of her upcoming book, ‘The 7 Drug Habits of High and Ineffective People’. In the book Lohan promises to show people how to mix alcohol and drugs to ensure misery, failure and frequent confrontations with the law. Lohan’s agent claims this book will finally allow people to see Lohan for who she truly is, saying “she really wants to help people out and this is her way of reaching out a hand and saying ‘It’s okay to do that line because that’s only step 1 of the process’. She is speaking from the heart and from experience when she writes.”The foreword for the book will be written by Ozzy Osbourne. It is not expected that he will actually write anything, but instead just a picture of Osbourne will be included in the foreword.
