Charlie M. is the most recent victim of the continued mysterious series of Ninja assaults. He was attacked in a dark alley near a dumpster behind the Happy Panda Chinese restaurant on 4th avenue. All of his personal belongings on him were stolen and upon returning home he discovered his family had been abducted. Authorities are still trying to understand what the motives behind these recent assaults are, but so far have found little to go on. “We really don’t know what’s going on here. These Ninjas are trying to tell us something but come on, give us some more clues. Leave a note or an encrypted message or something,” said Police Officer Ed Hightower.
