Apple announces iPhone Shuffle

By Emile Baizel

Cupertino, CA – Apple, Inc. today announced a lighter weight model of its popular yet unreleased iPhone. Aimed at a younger generation who can’t always afford the latest and greatest phones (read: $500), the iPhone Shuffle saves 50% of its manufacturing costs by not providing a screen.Initially, we were skeptical this would make the product unusable. However, Steve Jobs calmed all of our fears. ‘We know what users want in life; they want excitement, surprises. And that’s where we’re going with this. You have no idea who you are calling, who is calling you, or if your phone is even on. You really need to be prepared to speak with anyone at anytime. Your boss, your mom, your girlfriend. I present you with iPhone Shuffle.’

Shares of Apple, Inc. stock rose 15% on the release of this news.

iPhone Shuffle

3 Responses to “Apple announces iPhone Shuffle”

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  3. That Guy Says:

    LOL!

    Worst photoshop job possible… wait… that probably isnt even possible to do on photoshop…. (yeah, its really taht obvious that you blacked out the iphone screen in microsoft paint…..)

    If you want to make a scam, you gotta do it right….

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